A woman went into the Chemist, she said , have you got a packet of condoms, the Chemist said , Small , Medium or Large, ---the woman says " Just make them assorted, I,m going a bus run,

Taylor the dentist was one up on the last close in Crown Street before Rutherglen Road, above the Bank, I stayed in the middle close 142, and I can always remember playing football in the Dentist,s back , you could smell all the teeth etc in the midden, Jim Donovan stayed next door to him for a while