After I came home from mass my hubby was going to see his brother who has jut come home from hospital so I said right seeing he is away I'll clean oot one of my cupboards that I keep some of my craft stuff in "Jings" that's all I seem to be doing pity help my family when I "kick the Bucket " they will be months getting rid of the junk I have in here, anyway I came across some old books so here is a couple of things for you.
(Q) Who invented the "knock knock" jokes ?
(A) Two wee chaps!
(Q) A man was walking down a street with his head bandaged what was the name of the street?
(A) Aikenhead Rd.!
(Q) Why did the gardener sprinkle whiskey over his lawn?
(A) So that the grass would come u half cut!
(Q) What do you call a girl between 2 goalposts?
(A) Annette
(Q) If one is love an two is kisses and cuddles what is 3 and 4?
(A) 7!
Right I'm off now the van is waiting t take me away
melia x
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